SCOXE Wars

SCOXE Wars Pt34 My MoGs on fire - : Msg: 262590 by: diogenese19348	All Flagon copyrights reserved Brian Riley(aka Dio)
The bounty hunter entered the grounds of Didio the Hutt. It searched for the wall hanging that was MacBigOK. It found it. It paused a moment or two. “I am REALLY going to regret this...”, Annakareena thought, then pressed the button that would reconstitute him. “WAIT! WAIT! We all screamed. It was too late. “Hey, look on the bright side, it ain’t Terekov”, Anna commented. A wall dropped. Didio the Hutt was behind it. The press idiots around it all chortled. Mac stood bewildered. In other words, he was unaffected by his ordeal. “What are we waiting for?”, he asked “Luke to show up”, Anna replied. “Oh s.... (The rest of his words are lost to humanity)” “On the bright side, you get to see me in a brass bikini.” “That I can work with”, Mac thought “If I could fscking see. Damned, and by the time I can see again, she will be out of it” And by the time he could, she would be out of it, and into normal clothes. You know, sometimes life is so unfair. So anyway, Anna was in the brass bikini, and Didio the Hutt had a dog collar and leash attached to Anna’s neck. Think certain recent Iraq prison photos for examples. Or the movie. Whatever. Luke entered the room. Enthroned in robes he was. Important he looked. Competent he was. Wordy I am. Where was I? “Telling a story supposedly”. Flagon remarked dryly. Oh, yes, of course I was... Pardon me, I need to take a moment or two to ogle Annakareena in a brass bikini. “Any time you are ready to continue is good for us Dio”, Flagon commented, mopping the drool off her feet. “Didio, this is your last chance to get out of this whole. SLURP”, Luke said. Didio the Hutt just laughed. Er, sort of. You know, it is hard to describe how large mountainous beings express mirth. Zappa tried to in “Billy the Mountain”. Frankly it did not work for me. In any case, Didio expressed mirth by opening a trap door, and dropping Luke into a pit with a hideous monster. Yeah, yeah, it was MoG, and you will have to wait until the next installment to see how it turns out... (Hint: Luke survives) -- SCOXE Wars Pt 35 Run MoG Run : Msg: 263292 Luke quickly stood up, and got into fighting position. Strangely enough the Toad effects wore off in a hurry. Oh wait a minute... The MoG struck, he darted out of the way. It struck again, Luke darted away again. It came a bit slower this time, perplexed. Well, not that THAT was a different emotion. It paused. Luke’s visage was changing. The features were merging into a... a... NOOoooo! MoG howled, then charged. Luke darted out of the way of the mad rush. The MoG ran into a rock, which knocked it senseless. Not that you could tell the difference. Luke Jumped again, 25 feet out. The MoG charged again. At the last moment, Luke pressed the button to drop the gate. The rods closing impaled the MoG. The SontagMoG keeper wept over the MoG’s corpse. “One down”, thought the PJ Night. The Luke apparition shimmered and faded. “OK”, Pamela thought. “Didio is next” Heh, The Queen had indeed given birth to twins. Both female. “Nice plot twist Dio”, Flagon commented. “You just decided on that, right?” I shrugged. “I saved a character or two in reserve from the beginning” So OK, onwards. PJ was met outside the death cell by the host. “Oh holy crap”, Didio the Hutt thought. “Er, truce comrade?” “I gave you your chance”, PJ replied. “OK”, Didio gulped. So let’s get this done. They entered the ship, and it was piloted to the dark hole of SCOX bagholders. The doomed ones grapped at any crumbs that might fall in the hole, hoping to redeem their shares. “You cannot hurt me”, Didio commented to PJ. “No, I can’t PJ said, thinking of Anakareena, who was tightly fastened to Didio. You go girl”, she thought. “Shall we fire on her mistress”, the mini-MoGTrolls howled at Didio the Hutt. “Whatever”, it replied. All hell broke loose, er “lose” YoyoCalrecian saved MacBigOK. You know, we really, really have mixed feelings about this... About either of them. Anakareena wrapped the chain connecting her to Didio and started choking. PJ pointed a deck gun towards the ships innards, and set it off. Anakareena’s efforts to choke the hell out of the Didio were not going too well. PJ, could not get there in time. ManyFeltHats stepped in and exploded it. “Er Thanks”, said Ana. “No problem ma’am”, said ManyFeltHats, as he kissed his horse and rode off into the sunset. “Kissed his horse?”, enquired Flagon “Hell, it beats getting cut in half by a light saber doesn’t it”. Flagon thought about it. We all did. “Can we take a vote?”, requested Flagon. “Er, If I may interject”, interrupted Pamela. “Yes?”, I replied. “We are all on this doomed platform, and I don’t see where you left anybody to save us” “Well of course I did. It is... Er... Crap” So anyway, after we successfully extracted ourselves from the deathtrap. (OK, so who did get them out of there anyway. I should watch the movie again, but that would not be humor) --SCOXE Wars Pt36 : Now can we find 40 people to wear a red dress and say they are the real PJ?